Ice, ice, baby!Check out our newest
Cool Blue Refresca!

Smooth? Check.Rich? Check.Fragrant? Check.Our new Rose Macarons? Perfection.

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The Legacy


At Tsaritsabucks, all employees are committed to serving up the tastiest drinks prepared only with the choicest of ingredients imported into stores daily from their secret sources. Customers can be confident that they will receive only the best of the best at any Tsaritsabucks store—whether that be toasty drinks, flaky pastries, or high-quality monogrammed napkins.Though regional manager Pierro is constantly out on “business” “trips,” deputy regional manager Signora steps up to make sure that all of her coworkers are operating at peak performance.She may have to gently remind certain people to “get a step stool and stop scowling whenever someone orders a chai tea latte” or others that “sword-fighting in the shop is not allowed because the coffee makers are expensive to replace,” but rest assured that at the end of the day, Tsaritsabucks patrons are always served with efficiency and compassion.The broken AC unit may keep the store at frigid temperatures but know that the golden customer service Tsaritsabucks boasts and top-quality menu items will warm the hearts of many!